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No one will ever read this.

Am I the worlds most lovable narcissist? I doubt it.

There's about one million ways you could describe me, and I wanted to pick the very best.

I failed.

Lesson number one: I'm boring.

People tend not to 'get' me. Two examples. You'll see people tell me I'm successful. I'm really the antithesis of ambitious. You'll see people tell me I'm intelligent and knowledgeable. Really, there's only a few things I claim to know, and none of them are actually true.

I've been told that I'm a lovely kid, but extremely arrogant at the same time. I disagree. I can't see the lovely myself.

Lesson number two: I have a distorted self-image.

Actually, I'm just your run-of-the-mill, emotionally crippled narcissist looking for love. I'm a modest guy, and while I could describe myself in a million ways, I chose one that I think is the best of them all.

Lesson number three.

"You'll hate me until you get to know me.

Then you'll realise that I was never worth the time."

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